The day began before 6a… Like it has everyday for the past 8 days. Luckily work didn’t begin until 720a. Little man had ski lessons today so I got most of the day off. WOOHOO!!! I’m a really boring person so I decided against all physical activity and went and got a manicure instead. Ohhhh almost forgot… I SAW ANOTHER BLACK PERSON TODAY!!!!! I think he was just as excited to see me as I was to see him. 7 chocolate chips in a big ass sugar cookie. Whatever I’ve been totally sidetracked. Back to the rest of my day: I went and got a manicure!!!! My nails were jacked and needed some love and care. I’m sitting while this lady is working magic on my hands and all of sudden I hear. ” LAAAADIEEEEES!!! I need ALOT of work done today!!!” I heard him before I saw him. I turn around and what I saw made me do a double take. It’s this short, fat, white guy dressed in a brown floor length mink coat. He had this thick diamond bracelet and a diamond crusted watch. Oh it gets better… He had a HUGE canary diamond ring on his pointer finger and one on his pinky….I’m not finished. He had this diamond chain around his neck but the diamonds were the size of skittles!!! Oh there’s more: He had a diamond necklace almost like a choker and attached to that choker was a canary diamond cross. It looked like a cross made out of lemon heads!!! That’s how big the rocks were!!! FREAKIN LEMON HEADS!!!! Homey who are you trying to impress?!?!?!?!?!?!?! He was like Liberace and Puff Daddy circa 1998 all wrapped into one!!!! Foolery I tell ya!!! Pure FOOLERY!!!!
After my manicure I decided to do what I do best… FIND SOME GRUB!!! I stopped at the little diner place I had been to before but this time the line was CRAZY!!! It was a crazy wait but I needed my hash brown and bacon fix ASAP!! Well the guy in front of me was going to be seated but he was alone. The host asked me and I said I was alone. He threw his hands in the air and said ” Oh for the love of god People!!! Would you two mind sharing a table?” We looked at each other, shrugged and introduced ourselves. We were seated and being the introverted person that I am… I totally ignored him and went about writing in my journal. He sat with his eyes glued to his phone. We would occasionally look up from our coffee or food to smile at the other and then it was back to silence. And that is how you make friends people… NOT!!! I didn’t know what to do though!!! Oh well it’s not like it matters because we are out of here Sunday and it’s back to the city that doesn’t sleep!!! Brooklyn I’m coming home baby!!!!