Alrightee then. So when I had my surgery they told me that they would give me laxatives because the pain meds would stop me up. Weeeellll the laxatives did nothing. I was taking two or three of them two times a day… NOTHING. My mom was like “Take mine. They work!!!” I was popping two or three of them two times a day… NOTHING!!! 6 days of no poop and I started getting worried. So I went to something that I knew would clean the pipes. Yooooooooooo citrate drinks… ENOUGH SAID. Last night there was one thought that went through my head: DON’T. FART!!!! If you fart… Thats GAME OVER!!! Why?? Because after drinking citrate, its not a fart… ITS A SHART!!! You will blow the bottom out of your pants and then have to throw them away. The word shit is an understatement. Its an avalanche that doesn’t stop. Make sure you as my friends son says “Curtsey flush” HAHAHA. A LOT!!!! Make sure you have plenty of toilet paper and make sure you have a good book because you are going to be there for a minute. Im just saying.