Alrighty people. I have been going since 230am!!!
I slept for a little bit on the plane.
As I am sitting, I notice that the guy next to me is talking to his girlfriend/wife/fiance… Obvisouly I don’t know what role she was in **shrugs** ANYWAY she frantically reaches back for him as we are pulling out of the gate. She latches onto his leg and as the plane started moving faster and faster her grip got tighter and tighter. Like he had to tell her to let go. I don’t know what happened after because I had taken Benadryl and it decided to kick in at that moment.
So you all know that when I get on the plane I have to go to sleep IMMEDIATELY or I get motion sickness. Getting older sucks sometimes. Anyway I woke up for 10 minutes and that was because a flight attendant came flying down the aisle… A guy a few rows in front of me put the barf bag to use. Sooooo I went back to sleep. I didn’t get much sleep because people were coming back and forth to use the bathroom and bumping into me. Flight attendants were yelling excuse me so I could pull my foot in from the aisle. My legs are long and I have to stretch at least one of them out. GEEZ!! I wasn’t all out in the aisle or anything. I made sure my foot was out of the way but that wasn’t good enough. So I woke up and did what I feel like I do best… I started writing. I wrote until we landed and I am pretty excited about what I accomplished.
Fast forward!!!! I grabbed my bags from baggage claim and hauled to go get my rental. This is BY FAR the most expensive adventure of this entire vacation. HO-LY SHIT!!! I got a jeep though which is AWESOME!!! I LOVE IT. LOVE.IT. LOOOOOOOOOVE IT!!!
I made it to my hotel before 10 and my room wasn’t ready. Well SHIT ON A STICK!!!! **face palm** They said it was ok for me to go enjoy breakfast though. So that exactly what I did. I paid for the breakfast buffet and ATE EVERYTHING THAT THEY HAD. I left the oatmeal though. YUCK!!! I finished and paid for my food and then went and sat in the lobby for a bit. 12p rolls around and I still don’t have a room so I just paid for my room and asked them to hold my large duffle bag. They held it and I went for a drive. I couldn’t see the mountains because it was kind of smoggy today but whatever… IM IN A MUTHA F**&%#)@= JEEP YO!!! I rolled out because I wanted TO FIND SNOW CONES!!! I need an intervention y’all. Like this is getting out of gosh damn control. I drove 28 minutes to one place only for it to be closed!!! I figured there was a reason for me not being able to get one there, so I went to the Farmers market next door and bought peaches. I pulled up another shaved ice place that was another 30 minutes away. It was ok. It was all natural and the texture was off to me. IT DIDN’T MELT!!!
I’m glad I didn’t order the HUGE one. I left there and googled around and found Bahama Bucks!!! So I drove another 30 minutes for that snow cone. I basically went on a wild adventure snow cone hunt. I left Bahama Bucks and went to Chick Fil-a for food because snow cones weren’t filling me up and I hadn’t really eaten anything for the day. That sandwich and fries never saw it coming!!! I left there and drove another 20 something minutes to get back to the hotel. By the time I got back they had my room ready.
My room… It’s the handicap room. I don’t mind though. The front desk people weren’t the nicest. Wait I take that back. The guy was nice but the ladies weren’t. I get it that you have had a busy day but don’t take that shit out on me. And on top of that my water in the shower didn’t get hot at all. I took a semi warm shower. THE FUCK?!?!?! I was showered and in my pajamas before 530p.
I am now waiting for my Benadryl to kick in so I can wake up for 6am breakfast and head out to he Giant zipline/ jungle gym course. Y’all. Tomorrow is going to be SO FREAKING EPIC!!!! Today was an awesome low key day on my solo adventure. I could have went for drinks or dinner but my black ass is tired. Maybe tomorrow. So I bid you guys a good night and I will talk to you tomorrow!!!