Alright people day 2 in Costa Rica came and went.It was the most chill day ever. I woke up at the ass crack of dawn and decided “let me put on my swimsuit and chill all day” I grabbed my trusty laptop so I could keep you guys posted and chilled all damn day. I felt sexy and amazing and I can NOT complain!!! There is something about not caring about what others think. There is something about just loving and enjoying… YOU!!
waking up so early and experiencing my surroundings was freaking AHHHH-MAZING!!! Like there is no way to be stressed while here… AT ALL!!!! FOR WHAT?!?!?! Why do you have to stress over while in Costa Rica?!?!?!? NOTHING!!! NOTH-ING!!! **lip smack and eye roll here**
This was also the day that mom was arriving!!!! **insert teeny bopper squeal here** I’m like “Mom lands at 120p so she won’t arrive to the cabin until maybe 3. You gotta factor in customs and luggage and all that jazz. So anyway I wait… and wait… and wait… and wait some more. I go back and forth from hammock to cabin. While waiting for mom I parked myself in one of the many hammocks around the tiny resort and zoned out. The wind was blowing, the sun was out and it basically lulled me to sleep. YAAAASSS!!! Sleeping in a hammock in paradise can now be checked off of my bucket list. So 230 comes and goes… 3 comes and goes… 330 comes and goes. Im calling my mom because I was like “Did my mom get the right taxi?? Was she kidnapped?? Why is she not answering her phone yet??” FINALLY about 345 she arrived and that was when FOOLERY went down. Im goofy… Like super goofy so I know I get it from my mom because she is SUPER GOOFY but in a really corny way. She cornballs like no other. LMBO!!!!
I call the taxi dude to come and pick us up. Mind you he speaks NO ENGLISH and my mom speaks NO SPANISH. I told her homeboy did not speak English. Why did she continue to talk to him in English and when he just looked at her, she slowed down her words. DUDE… HE DOES NOT SPEAK ENGLISH!!! LMBO!!! Our driver busted out laughing. So he would talk to me and I would translate for her. He took us into Tamarindo so we could explore a bit as well as find something to eat. We get to Tamarindo and its noisy in a way but not in an annoying way. We walked from shop to shop and I bought two romper like things. YES YALL!!! I bought something that wasn’t backpack or sweat pants/hoodie related!!!! GO ME!!! We walked some more and were like “WE NEED FOOD!!!!!” We walked to one place and they had sushi but we weren’t feeling sushi so we asked where we could get tacos. He told us to go up the hill and make a left. We HIT THE JACKPOT YO!!!!! Little taco place run by a dude thats from Texas!!!! Tacos were UNFREAKIN REAL!!!!!!! And on top of that we got the Micheladas(I think thats how its spelled) YOOOOOOOOOO! AMAZING!!!!!
So after a taco grub we decided to hit this little bodega for some bottles of water and mango nectar. We walk in and its all groovy until we heard a **THWACK** It sounded like someone threw a brick at the freezer window!!! Me being me… I threw up the bows and started bobbing and weaving like I was in a Ludacris video Mom just goes “Oh Khrys its just a grasshopper” Y’all. That was not a grasshopper… It was some kind of science experiment that was SUPPOSED to be a “grasshopper”. It was the size of my forearm NO BULLSHIT!!! Grasshopper my ass!!! The damn thing was watching me!!! It was moving all slow like a lion on the prowl… Yo you got me messed up. I move right on out the way and went to another fridge to find nectar. Im looking and mom goes “Did you find it?” I said “Yup right here” She goes “let me see” I turn to show her and she’s holding Gregory the GIGANTIC GRASSHOPPER by the middle of his body talking bout “Look!!!” Y’all thats the first time in life I almost called my mom “bitch” LMBO!!!! I didn’t because I didn’t want to lose my life in Costa Rica but she almost got throat punched for real. All I could say was “See you play too much!!!” LMBO!! She was like “its just a grasshopper.” “No. Noooo its not ‘JUST A GRASSHOPPER’ Why don’t you understand this?!?!?!?!?!”
We made it back to our awesome cabin and I went to unlock the door and Gregory’s baby cousin decided to pay a visit. George took flight and I swung and was inches from socking mom in the nose. LMBO!!!! I’m ok with little bugs but the big ass ginormous ones that make me feel like Im in “Honey I Shrunk The Kids” I can TOTALLY do without. Lets see what day 3 will have in store for us.