Hey hey hey blogosphere!!!!! What it do??? I have had the best week ever and I feel that I should let you all know about it. Why?? Because it was that damn awesome!!! Work was great as always even though it was somewhat hectic with travel and then summer relocation. Thats alright though because I love my job.
What made the rest of my week so amazing?? Two words April & Rima. YAAAAAS HONEY!!!
The three of us met freshman year of college and have been friends ever since. We have seen each other through all of the highs and lows that life has handed out. We have seen each other through life changes, additions, subtractions, new careers, EVERYTHING!!! Now with getting older and jumping into life, we haven’t kept in touch everyday but with social media the way it is, we follow each other as best we can. Well a few months ago we decided that the girls trip was going to be NYC based. They had never been and I live here so it was easy!!! They got here on Wednesday and explored my hood while I was at work. I got home at 1030 that night and it was SHENANIGANS from that point on. NON.STOP. It was like time had stood still and moved forward all at the same time. Magic is the only way to describe it.
The cool thing about us is that we are all TOTALLY DIFFERENT!!!! Our personalities are on totally different parts of the spectrum however we all mesh like the best damn PB&J sandwich EVER!! In every picture and video that we did our personalities could be seen. We bought the same shirt but just in different colors and hell even that matched our personalities!!! Lets break the group down for you…
April
April is the mother of the group. The protector. Out of the three she is the really serious one but she will make you laugh until you pee because her energy is on 100000000 at all times. She fights first and asks questions later. She’s got a really really big heart and a HUGE laugh. April is one of those people that you will hear before you see. You might not see her but that voice is one of a kind and the ABSOLUTE life of the party.
Rima
Rima is the sensitive one of the group. She has a heart of gold and has a sunny disposition at all times. She is the one that you LEAST expect to have really dirty humor or foul language. ALWAYS catches people off guard… Hell even us!!! We never see it coming and when it does you can hear April say “Damn it Rima!!!!” Rima is the one that thinks before acting. She’s slightly cautious but so far as I know me and April are the only two who can talk her into crazy stuff.
Then there is me
I am the GOOF of the group. Each one of us brings our own sense of humor. April has the in your face humor. Rima has the quiet humor and I’m the really dry stupid humor. I’m the wild card of the group. I act first and ask no questions. I’m the one that jumps ass first into EVERYTHING!!! You can normally hear April saying “Got damn it Khrys!!!” I’m the middle ground of the group. Not super sensitive but not thug life(even though I believe I’m a true thug).
You mix us together and get awesomeness!!! POINT.BLANK.PERIOD!!!
To start our tour we decided we were going to walk though Brooklyn. We walked around Park Slope, hit a a breakfast spot near prospect park, then made our way to Fort Greene and Bed Stuy and eventually Brooklyn Bridge. Now nothing we did was without commentary or a song. We had a soundtrack for everything!!! EVERY-THING!!! EV-ER-Y THING!!!! April is the queen of finding a song and Rima is queen of background vocals. I’m always a little late or totally off but most of the time I’m the one laughing.
Exhibit A:
Back to semi regular programming: We woke semi early and downed a wonderful amount of coffee before heading out for breakfast.
After coffee it was time for food because there was NO FOOD at my apartment!!! Little snacks here and there but I have been traveling a lot for work soooo yeh no point to stay stocked up. Anyway after we enjoyed great food, and random song breaks we made our way to Fort Green, but first we stopped for a donut because I wanted a donut. As we walked and explored Fort Green, we had to stop here: We also stopped at a place called Moshood. It’s a black owned African apparel store in Fort Green and the guy that runs it is amazing. Now April never goes anywhere without making a friend. Y’all by the time we left that store, April was calling Moshood “Cousin”!!! I think he loved us… especially April because who doesn’t love her?!?!?! We walked out of Moshood and trucked our way to Bed Stuy because of this
From there we caught the train back home, rested for 5 minutes, charged our phones and then went back out to walk the Brooklyn Bridge.
We walked and walked and walked some more. By the time we finished the Brooklyn Bridge we were just a little hungry. I had to take them to my happy place. Where is that?? JACOBS PICKLES!!!!! We made it at an awesome time because we were seated right away and our waiter Corinne was BOMB!!! Music was on and popping and the three of us proceeded to give the patrons of the establishment the best karaoke EVER!!!! We were the life of the restaurant!!! Me and Rima loved our beverages a little too much BUT YA ONLY LIVE ONCE!!!! We were there for I know a good 3 hours… possibly longer. We kept saying “Ok we are leaving after this song…” but then another great song would come on and we would continue our show!!!! We were singing and rapping like our lives depended on it, like we were auditioning for American Idol, like we BELONGED on Start Search!!! The kicker was that none of us knew the all the words to the songs. We knew bits and pieces and what we didn’t know… we hummed the hell out of it!!!! BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO!!!! FINALLY we left Jacobs Pickles but not before we were thanked by EVERY waiter and hostess in there. We made it back home, checked our step tracker (12.1 miles and 20 something thousand steps later) and sat up and talked until almost 3am. We talked about EVERYTHING!!!! That’s what’s so great about us. We can go from goofy, to serious, and back to goofy just like that!!! Freaking amazing!!! My eyes were closing and I was almost sleep but I heard Rima sing one last song before she crashed. Yes y’all… she was still singing at almost 3am!!!
Day 2
Day started with eating leftovers and drinking GIANT cups of coffee. Our mission for the day: SEE LADY LIBERTY, hit CONEY ISLAND and there was something else that we were supposed to do but I can’t think of it at the moment. But first we had to take pictures in our matching Moshood shirts:
Going to see Lady Liberty was fun but the most fun was when we hopped back off the ferry. We walked around Battery Park and walked through a maze of street markets. SUPER FUN!!!!! Hunger set in a few minutes later and we hit up Clinton Hall for good grub and drinks. I was the only one who drank though(got me out here looking like a lush!!!) I did eat a big ass salad though that was AMAZING!!!! It came in a giant beer stein and it was gosh damn magic!!!
From Clinton Hall we went to one of the most magical places you could ever visit… Coney Island!!!! Man listen… I think this right here was the HIGHLIGHT of the entire two days of outings!!!!! This right here was the FUCKING ICING ON THE MAGICAL CAKE!!!!
I figured since it was their first time coming to NYC and of course their first time at Coney… what better way to say “WELCOME TO NY” than a spin on the wonder wheel. Man listen… I WISH I could put the videos on here but I didn’t pay for that blog package so all you guys get are the pictures. I knew it was going to be hilarious. What went down on the wonder wheel exceeded my expectations by 1050404594095 times!!!!!
There was cussing, there was prayer, there were old church hymns being sung…not me. I was in tears from laughing so hard. All this extra stuff came from them. Then I figured… we made it through the wonder wheel, lets do two other rides. One was called the soaring eagle and the other was some kind of raging stallion or something like that.
I had to BEG Rima to go on this ride. Well… It wasn’t really begging. It was more “No. You are going on this ride. We gangstas Rima. THUGS!!! Thugs ain’t scared of roller coasters. We got this!!!” She took a deep breath and said “Fine. Lets do it.” We paid, swiped our cards and then walked up to this awesomeness. They strapped us and up we went. Now on this ride you are laying on your stomach so you are soaring like an eagle. Man listen. We took off and I busted out laughing. Me and April are on the ends and Rima was in the middle. I’m cracking up, April is yelling “OHHHH SHIT!!!” and then there was Rima. Rima was a mixture of laughing, sobbing and snot. Like she was crying real tears even though she was laughing (a little). LAWD JESUS!!!! PULL IT TOGETHER RIMA!!!
After the eagle ride, we ran to the stallion ride and again… I was no good. We got buckled in. April was in front and Rima and I were behind her. April talked much smack… Until that buzzer went off and it took off at the speed of light. All I saw was Aprils head snap back and I was DONE!!! Again… I WAS.NO.GOOD!!! NONE!!!! I am SOOOOOOO happy that I peed before hitting those rides because baby I would have left a Khrys mark on every ride if I hadn’t!!!
There is something about your true true friends that bring the best out of you. There is something about being with those who have known you since the JUMP that replenishes your soul. These two angels gave me a fresh breath of life. There was a new energy that was present and it was something that my soul needed. Us being back together was something that I think all three of us needed. We needed to be able to let go of the bullshit and just be those fun loving 18- 19 year olds that we used to be. When you grow up and move on with life sometimes you lose that spark, that fun energy… that “I CAN DO EVERYTHING” swag. I don’t think that we lost it… I think that there was just a lot of dust covering it and it needed to be blown away. The past two days was a reminder to me of what sisterhood really is. What true TRUE friendship is and what it stands for. Three people living three totally different lives, three TOTALLY DIFFERENT personalities… showing the WORLD what fun loving, amazing black women look like. I will never ever forget this girls trip. This my friends is ONLY the beginning. This was the start of a new tradition. Watch out world… You ain’t ready for this jelly!!!!